Can you imagine suave and dreamy John Legend doing an hilarious bit on Steven Colbert’s Late Show” –turning these mundane lyrics into a romantic croon:

Honey, I’m running out to CostCo
Ooooh oooh
There’s no such thing
Ooh ooh
As too many paper towels…ooh ooh

Seriously, the Grammy and Oscar winner is prepping for his  tour –which begins today–and is making the media rounds promoting that and his new album, “Darkness And Light” – a sample cut– “Surefire”– is below— and it’s Legend at his best: sweet, smart, smooth, romantic, longing, mature. In other words, perfect.